Gandolf Glacier


it is when you are t-tty banging a girl and blow on her chin. this gives her the distinctive look of that magical white wizard that used to pal around with hobbits. next, tell her to get a towel, point to the wrong door (the one that leads outside,) lock said door, and leave her outside so that the “magic” freezes to her face.
i saw that gandolf glacier he gave her. obviously, he chose to go through the mountains rather than brave the mines of moria.

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