Ganon, The King of Darkness


the main antagonist from “the legend of zelda”, the wielder of the triforce of power, and the king of darkness.

he looks like a huge blue pig with scaly hands and ram horns.

his exact appearance differs from game to game, but in “ocarina of time” he had a long, wiggling, piggy nose… o_o

ganondorf used the triforce of power to transform into ganon in a desperate attempt to defeat link.
ganon will be invisible, so you’ll have to keep stabbing blindly. when you hit he’ll…

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