gas, ass, or grass


what some people consider the rules of hitchhiking, where the hitchhiker, upon pickup or throughout the trip, must either provide: 1)gas for the car, 2)some type of s-xual satisfaction, or 3)some type of drug, usually marijuana.
hitchhiker: yo dude, can i get a ride?
dude: gas, -ss, or gr-ss.
hitchhiker: -pulls out baggie- gr-ss.
when someone asks you to drive them somewhere, they can pay with gas, -ss, or gr-ss. gas(money for gas), -ss(a s-xual favor), gr-ss(marjuana).
ling ling: “i just drove you all the way to africa. you know the rules… gas, gr-ss, or -ss.”(gas, -ss, or gr-ss)

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