gas, grass and ass


the holy trinity of what a rogue vagabond biker needs on his eternal nomadic travels.
1. robbie filled his motorcycle tank with gas today, he bought some doobies so he can chill out tonight and sh-lley (who he met at a roadside tavern-casino on highway 93) – well, she’s his … you know…
gas, gr-ss and -ss.

2. on the school playground mark had on a faded denim jacket that showed a biker with a nude chick smoking weed on a harley hog together. the caption said “all i need is gas, gr-ss and -ss”.

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