gash wand
another name for schl-ng or length, but with a majestic magical quality of being able to make legs open at will…
“man jamal must have a gash wand, he only has to point it at ho’s and their legs open moistly ready for core drilling”
trevor is one lucky c-nt, he doesn’t have any banter but he does have a gash wand, he’s b-lls deep 3 times a day – he has a magical length
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