Gaston Dart Game
this is a s-xual act decision making device. obviously you need a dartboard and darts. but you also need small pieces of paper with your favorite s-xaul acts on it. the pieces of paper will be attached to the dartboard and your partner will throw a dart at the board to decide which s-xaul act will be performed that evening. this also can be used for an entire weekend of fun or at an orgy.
rebecca could not decide what she wanted sean to do to her the sat-rday before she married tom so they played the gaston dart game. before the sun went down she had been hot carled, cleveland steamered, strawberry shortcaked, tonya danzad, donkey punched, and don the alligator f-ckhouse 3 times. she had scares that make-up wouldn’t hide and her vagania was bleeding profusely, but at least the concusion would make her forget sean before she said “i do” to tom.
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