gastric fat-ass surgery


(n.) slang of ‘gastric byp-ss surgery’ all too commonly seen now in today’s headlines. al roker of the today show and former arkansas governor and devoutly religious nut mike huckabee both had surgery to remove a section of their stomachs and staple the rest shut.

for people who want their quick fix without actually earning the body they want to live in for the rest of their lives.
huckabee can walk upright again now thanks to his gastric fat–ss surgery back around 2000.

i couldn’t even tell roker had gastric fat–ss surgery, i never saw him before.

i may be overweight but there’s non way i’d consider gastric fat–ss surgery, i’ll work it off the old-fashioned way.

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