gastric tourette


the disorder with an onset in adulthood, characterized by multiple loud -n-l explosions and at least one with the lifting of the b-tt cheek. gastric tourette is defined as part of a spectrum of b-tt disorder, which includes provisional, transient and persistent (chronic) farts, stinkers, and toots.
gastric tourette’s was once considered a rare and bizarre syndrome, most often -ssociated with coworkers in socially inappropriate areas, but this is no longer considered a rare condition and is present in 42 percent of males in the computer industry (10% in females). note that this condition can result in t-rd babies if not controlled and a similar condition is found in females called queef tourettes but this is not the same.
matt and don are really stinking today; i think they are suffering from gastric tourettes.

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