Gay as a Christmas Tree


referring to buying a live christmas tree, and how it looks perfect before you get it home and find out it’s bent or leaning in one direction or another. you can never find a perfectly straight christmas tree.
bill – wow, he is gay as a christmas tree!

bob – what?…
bill – well, have you ever found a straight christmas tree?

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