Gay As Porter
usually meaning your extremely gay, or one of those f-gs that rides a harley, and can also mean that you have turrets and are painfully awkward.
guy: hey whats up-twitches-
girl: wtf?
guy: so you wanna get down and dirty?-(twitches)
girl: why the f-ck are you twitching so much?
gay as porter is typically shortened to “gap”
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