gay bomb


a bomb proposed by the air force lab to u.s. military leaders in 1994. the “gay bomb” would contain a chemical that would cause enemy soliders to become gay and find one another s-xually irresistable, resulting in the breakdown of their units. the proposal hypothesized that the enemy soldiers would be more interested in having s-x with one another than in fighting. the air force lab asked for $7.5 million to develop the chemical weapon. the “gay bomb” proposal was ultimately rejected.
nukes are sooooo 20th century. let’s spice it up with something little less lethal and a lot more ludacris…i know! gay bombs!
an informal name for a theoretical non-lethal chemical weapon, which a united states air force research laboratory speculated about producing.

a strong aphrodisiac could be dropped on enemy troops, ideally one which would also cause “h-m-s-xual behaviour”. the aphrodisiac weapon was described as “distasteful but completely non-lethal”.

an enemy uprising was curbed yesterday in the middle east when the us dropped the gay bomb on insurgent troops, who promptly had a dance party and then got together for crab bisque and watched brokeback mountain.
when thangs are so gay that it is like a bomb of gayness went off.
holy gaybomb, that dude was gay.
verb. when a relatively large group of h-m-s-xuals gather in a public place to mingle with each other, normally showing off how overly gay each one can act. normally takes place in an area more heavily concentrated with straight people.
hey, why don’t you call up christian and marcel. we’re going to gay bomb the beach tomorrow. ask if their drag queen friend kitty litter would like to come along as well.
when one throws an ipod touch/iphone playing a video of gay p-rn at another as a joke. the one throwing the gay bomb, as well as the one getting gay bombed, is normally not h-m-s-xual, making a odd and awkward, yet funny situation for both people.
thomas: “let me see your ipod touch for a second, i have something to show you.”

ben: “okay,”

thomas: (throws an ipod touch at ben playing a gay p-rn video: “cowboys riding stallions” at full volume)

ben: “what the f-ck! why did you have to gay bomb right in the middle of minecraft! i’m killling a creeper -sshole!”

thomas: “haha”
the act of sending many h-m–erotic photos to a friend or an enemy through text message, email, facebook wall, etc. gay bombing isn’t necessarily performed by a h-m-s-xual.
dustin was annoying me the other night so i gay bombed his phone with a few dozen pics of mostly naked male models.
someone who is super gay!
someone dropped a gaybomb on your face and it went off!

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