Gay Hairdresser
a gay hairdresser is someone you utterly spill your guts to about relationships, breakups, social happenings, and related nonsense.
the phrase takes its origin from how in films and television shows a woman will dump or have a deep self centered conversation with their gay hairdresser or friend.
(the thanksgiving episode of king of the hill is a good example)
“so that was when she broke up with me. i felt like i was d-cked around.”
“thats rough.”
“aw, sh-t, sorry dude. i didn’t mean to make you my gay hairdresser.”
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