Gays, Grannies and Grandes
an accurate description of southwest airlines’ flight attendants. in reference to a southwest pilot who got caught transmitting his endeavors with a stuck microphone to air traffic control.
64.5 year-old captain:
i would have gone to the bar and given these flight attendants a real stud to take back to their room, but my flight was full of gays, grannies and grandes!
23 year-old first officer: yes captain, they were all talking about how hot you must be with your pants off!
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