Gears of Chores
a sticky situation in which a nerd must decide between the popular video game gears of wars and household ch-r-s, usually enforced by the nerd’s mother.
“dwaynnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnne”
“yo.”
“whatcha doing, dwayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyne?”
“playing gears of ch-r-s bro.”
“sucks to be you, daaawwwayyyyne!”
“dwayyyyyyyyyyyyyne, are you playing video games again!???!!?!?” – mother
“no mother, i am serving the empire. i shall finish the ch-r-s by late afternoon.” – slave
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