Gene Snitsky: Time Traveler


the year is 2033. the world is blanketed in chaos, as the war between man and machine heads toward a frighteningly close nuclear finale. grown men cower with their women and children, hiding from the soulless creatures that move silently through the night. however, there is one who walks through the huddled m-sses, unafraid of the robot killers, instilling hope in all he meets. the world knows him as general “gene” snitsky, humanity’s last chance in the war to end all wars. this is his story.

“i have a job to do.” the gruff yet monotone voice echoed throughout the warehouse bas-m-nt. unlike most bas-m-nts, however, this one is made of 3,000 tons of stainless steel and t-tanium, contains a mult-tude of high-radiation areas, and has surveillance systems covering every centimeter within 4 miles of the building. before the hard times h-t, the building also had guinness on tap. now, only pabst blue ribbon flows through the slowly corroding pipes, but this is not the time for drinking.

“sir, you’ve established that. but i don’t see how traveling back in time to 2004 helps us in anyway. the machines will use their warheads anytime now, and the window for a preemptive strike is closing more with each p-ssing hour. with all due respect, general, we need you here.” this type of insubordinate backtalk would normally be met by snitsky’s stiff right hand, but jeff hardy was never afraid of taking risks. while not always the smoothest of performers, as second-in-command he knew the general better than anyone; one could argue that he existed simply to inspire him. now around 60 years old, hardy also knew the stakes were greater than ever, and that he had to ensure things ran smoothly and without error. yes, at times the very fate of the world rested on jeff hardy not blowing spots.

general snitsky paused for a moment and looked at jeff’s face, the middle-aged man’s neon green streaks illuminating the near-darkness. why was there a blacklight in the time machine room anyway? he turned around and put his hands on a nearby table, palms flat as he bowed his head and leaned like a runner unable to catch his breath after a sprint. a heavy sigh escaped his lips; he never thought that, at 28, he would have to explain to a middle-aged former pro wrestler why he was responsible for the downfall of the entire human race. rubbing his chin, he gathered himself and faced his right-hand man. yes, he did have a job to do. first the truth, then the sacrifice.

“jeff, i’m…i’m not who you think i am. you see, you’ve known me for what, 10 years? and to you, i’ve always been general, i’ve always been snitski. but i haven’t always worn this uniform and these tags…” he gripped the metal around his neck and stood entranced by the inscribed letters. although it was only ten seconds, when he continued his voiced seemed ten years older. “these tags haven’t always said ‘snitsky.’ they used to say…” he paused again, this time deliberately. he turned away again, closed his eyes, and lifted his head skyward.

“jeff, my name used to be…” he swallowed, fighting to say the word. “kane. i’m the son of the man who murdered your brother.”
give me your free time if you don’t —-ing know what to do with it.

-blackestmage from gamefaqs

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