Geneseo, Illinois
geneseo, illinois is a sh-t, rancid white town full to the brim of religious nut jobs, tyrannical r-t-rd cops, and a druggie underworld. ironically; the druggies hold, albeit inconsistently, the highest level of awareness regarding social issues. there are more churches than gas stations, the schools are indoctrinating with low curriculum and neurotic egotists as administrators/instructors – and there are about four black people. the wealthy, self-ent-tled c-ck busters that roam the streets are the states’ pride due to their ability to throw a ball and praise jesus, p-ssively dismissing the intellectual downplay as a result.
the pigs can’t tell their dope from their bud, the white girls all vie for attention like c-ck-deprived wildebeests, and any attempt at reasonable discourse will be construed as a school shooting threat.
guy 1: so, what’s the most unpleasant environment you’ve traveled through?
guy 2: geneseo, illinois. by god, if i’d stayed for more than two minutes, i swear i’d be pounced by bible thumpers or the pow-leec. f-ck the pow-leec.
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