genital lasagna
street slang for v-g-n-. often can be used to describe an unhygienic or otherwise messy v-g-n-.
dude #1 – yo bro, got any p-ssy lately?
dude #2 – nah bro i’ve been going through a dry streak lately, kinda sucks. what should i do?
dude #1 – ever try a hooker?
dude #2 – f-ck no, i aint going near that genital lasagna
Read Also:
- geriattrition
the process of aging while knowing that you will never see any social security/medicare/pension/retirement benefits. “due to a high rate of geriattrition, i’ll be eating cat food and living in a van down by the river when i retire.”
- German Gary Bettman Bobblehead
where a man locks a person out behind a gl-ss door and reveals his p-n-s. bob locked sarah inside the convenience store and did a german gary bettman bobblehead.
- getting pied
when a girl who has been cream pied sits on your face. last night i got pied. after we ran a train on her last night she pied my friend. i’ve never seen someone so into getting pied. he ate the pie so fast it looked like he had a milk mustache
- Ghali
a guy named ghali is always the loudest person in a room. he never goes unnoticed, especially because of his subtle charm and because of his luscious caramel tan. he is always surrounded by beautiful girls, and when other girls see him, they shout out dayam! he’s hawt! person 1: have you seen ghali and […]
- manvision
a fake state of mentality used by males as an excuse for doing something s-xually weird, inappropriate, or flat out dumb. also excuse for b-n-rs at strange times. harry potter:”you guys need to slow down! you’re not in a relationship, its just a durp!” ron:”well, i didnt really intend on hooking up, it was manvision.”