Geoff Wilton Quest
the most amazing person you will ever meet in the whole universe. even if you travel into sp-ce and maybe even to venus, you are not going to find someone as stunning as geoff (unless of course you travel to venus with geoff:)). he can make you smile with the click of his fingers and he reminds you of what it is like to laugh and be happy 24/7 (apart from the time when you are away from him… and even then when you think of him, your b-tterflies start in your stomach and can’t help but smile. he’s the one person you can be yourself with and share with him your life story. it is incredibly easy to fall in love with him and give your heart to him but you know he’ll take care of it. he’s super amazingman.
geoff geoff, where art thou geoff wilton quest?? geoff’s are so rare to come by but i’m so lucky… i think i’ve just b-mped into mine… magic
Read Also:
- germy bear
1. when let gummy bear soaks in water and it expanddds while singing german songs jade: whatch that gummy bear in the water christine: whoaa! it expandsss “omg! its a germy bear!” …..starts singing german songs from choir cl-ss…
- honadouche
(n) a less-than-desirable boyfriend or ex-boyfriend who has surp-ssed the levels of jerk and -sshole however not quite ‘worth’ a mother f-cker. (v) an act of douche-baggery which is more idiotic, slightly moronic and almost humorous considering the douche bag who is doing the act. gp: and he referred to me as “the red head”. […]
- Honey Bag and Hammer Move
alternative double penetration move. when your makin’ sweet love to your ol’ lady, you stand up, grab her feet and push them to the sides of her head, putting her -ss and cootch up in the air. then you put your “hammer” in her cootch, and your “honey bags” in her cornhole and pound away. […]
- 979
freeport!!! aka the watta aka fpt, the most ghetto town south of houston. “this is freeport aka 979, not the radio station yeah we always shine.” “this is freeport aka 979, my name is incline, ya d-mn right i recline.”
- severn vale school
severn vale school is located in quedgeley and is a completly cr-p school in which the head teacher or teachers dont know how to run. the pupild run riot. severn vale is not for people of the most hearted jimmy didnt go to severn vale school as his parents heard it was a cr-p school […]