geordie shore

a “reality” tv show based in newcastle, england, uk
a terrible rip-off of jersy sh-r-.

i never thought that they would make anything that was worse than jersey sh-r-, but those money-hungry-idiot-using tv bosses managed to pull this one right out of their -rs-s.

description: a group of orange herpes ridden n-bheads were all bunked into one house to have s-x with each other and other wh-r-s from night clubs. all they seem to do is have s-x, fake tan and wait… fake tan some more. not to mention they are all uggers.
girl: lyk omg r u gunna wach that geordie sh-r-

boy: wht? u mean jersey sh-r-?

girl: lyk no, lyke literary the english version

boy: nah, even i don’t stoop that low…
rhyming term for “score” made popular by the r-t-rds from the mtv uk show “geordie sh-r-“. it is most commonly used when scoring in the sense of pulling a potential mate.
jay: i went to madame koo’s straight after the gym last night and hit five jagerbombs before talking to a group of tangerine tarts from jesmond.

gaz: nice one, did you geordie sh-r-?

jay: yeah man i went home with cheryl even though she’s brutal.