George Costanza Answering Machine


a george costanza answering machine is when you record a ridiculous greeting people hear when they call your answering machine. it comes from an episode of “seinfeld” where george’s greeting is himself singing a song off key to avoid talking to his girlfriend.
i hate calling paul when he isn’t home. he has a george costanza answering machine.

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