george costanza’s wallet


referring to the seinfeld episode where george’s wallet was so overstuffed with junk that it made him sit at a tilt with it in his back pocket; forcing him to even it out by stuffing his other back pocket with napkins. eventually, the wallet exceeds maximum density and explodes on the street in a shower of cash and receipts.
hey! don’t over stuff that or it’ll go like george costanza’s wallet!

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