George Foreman Grill
an act of anger towards a malfunctioning lap-top computer. the user deposits a t-rd on the keyboard and squashes it into the screen and keys by pressing it shut, much like cooking with a foreman grill.
my notebook froze up for the last time today. i destroyed it by performing the george foreman grill.
a playstation 3.
the ps3 is considered by some of its detractors to possess a p-ssing physical resemblance to the george foreman grill. as such, those not fond of the console often like to dismissively refer to it as the (much cheaper) cooking appliance.
1: “tell me again, why did you pay $1,000 for a george foreman grill?”
2: “i’m gonna be playing halo 3 multiplayer all weekend! oh yeah, you can’t, you bought a george foreman grill”.
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