George Jetsoned


when your significant other takes your wallet/credit card, and leaves you just enough cash for lunch.
you: “walks into work at 8am”

co-worker: why the long face?

you: man, i just got george jetsoned!

co-worker: awe snap! that sux….

you: mmhmm!

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