George Lucas


a great visionary storyteller, and the man who created star wars. lately, he’s been too influenced by the money and the technology involved in filmmaking, rather than the story of the prequels. that’s why the new movies suffer.
i think of him as darth lucas.
the undisputed g-d of flannel
that flannel shirt is so lucas!
someone blind to the irony of their rags-to-riches story
he’s more machine now than man, twisted & evil….
to completely forget how marketing and consumption works.

as in forgetting that what made the original star wars great was that is appealed to everyone, of all ages. while the prequels are precision tailored to 12-year old boys with mental handicaps.
d-mn it steve! you completely george lucas’d the inventory. now we our revenues will go down the sh-tter!
a once great writer/director who has since slipped into utter, utter, madness since finishing return of the jedi.
if i had directed the original star wars trilogy, i probably would have lost it too.
george luca$h.
george luca$h spends his time counting his ca$h.
with a mind sullied by wealth, this director/producer wouldn’t know a finished product if it creamed on him. currently focusing most of his time on ruining trilogies, lucas spends about two hours a day on skywalker ranch wearing a storm trooper helmet and beating off in a pile of money– similar to how bono beats off infront of the mirror.
george lucas is a smug f-ck. what is his problem?

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