george washington surprise


for a man to put his erecet p-n-s in the mouth of a sleeping woman. when she wakes up she then has “wood” in her mouth. named for the belief that george washington had wooden teeth.
“d-mn, when she p-ssed out last night, i gave her the old george washington surprise .”
when a male puts his erect p-n-s into the mouth of an unconcious female. when she wakes up, she has a mouth full of wood. thus the name “george washington surprise”
dude, i gave that chick a george washington surprise after she p-ssed out, and she didn’t realize till she woke up.

the other day i woke up to a george washington surprise. i still haven’t gotten the taste out of my mouth.

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