Gerhard Fourie


the resultant by product of the cross contamination of the jock and nerd chromosomes. he enjoys playing football, preferably rugby union while carrying the perpetual laws of physics in his headgear.
he enjoys copious amounts of alcohol while studying the effects of alcohol on the human body for biology. all in all gerhard fourie is the isaac newton of the south africans.
“according to newton’s law of momentum p=mv,
i will be transferring 100 kg x 4 m/s = 400 kg ms^-1 of momentum into the tackler, schquare”-gerhard fourie while playing football

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