gerk your shirt


when you are chugging a beer too fast and it spills (or gerks) onto your shirt.
“dude! you just gerked your shirt!!!”
“don’t gerk your shirt!”
“peter gerked his shirt!”
“she took a b to the fay too fast and gerked her shirt”

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