German Totem pole


the german totem pole is a s-xual act which requires a minimum of three men, sitting on each other’s lap, resembling a totem pole. they each insert their phallic member (which at this point should be rock hard) into the man above. a woman could be positioned at the top of the totem pole for decorative purposes only.
oh man you rocked the top of the german totem pole last night! your -rs- was packed!

did you hear about steve? he was at the bottom of a 10 man german totem pole last night, he came for days

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