German trumpet


an act of involving at least two parties where the male will sh-t into the females mouth. after cradleing the t-rd in her mouth, she then forcibly projects the faecal matter back into the male’s -n-s by blowing it as hard as she can resembeling the act of playing a trumpet.
five years ago, sebastians wife was being a b-tch to him so he punished her with a german trumpet. she has been the nicest lady ever since.

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