Get Behind the Velvet
in the late 18th century, it was common to get annoyed with p-ssers-by. too much courtesy can indeed be a bad thing – these people were told to ‘get behind the f-cking velvet’ and were soon sold into a life of indentured servitude in australia. few if any of these unwittingly courteous slaves survived to be recorded in the annals of history.
“look mate, if you say thank you one more f-cking time i’ll tell you to get behind the velvet”
– connor in ac3
“shut the f-ck up and take another sip or just get behind the f-cking velvet already.”
– jason green
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