Get off my pitch
when you want someone to leave you alone, get out of your way, get out of your sight etc, you say: “get off my pitch!”
boss: “this is the 15th time you’ve been late for work!”
employee: “sorry sir! my dog had a really bad seizure and i had to rush him to the vet.”
boss: “i’ve had enough of your stupid excuses. you’re fired! now get off my pitch!!!”
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