Get Out of Virginity Free Card
a person who has expressed a liking for you, and who you could (if you are a virgin) sh-g if you wanted to, but you feel that:
a) you could do better than that person
b) don’t particularly trust them to take your virginity
c) they’re a sl-t/wh-r-/slag
dave: “hey, mike, how’d things go with you and katie go last night? i saw you walking upstairs with her…”
mike: “haha, not much, dude. we talked for ages but i think she’s gonna be my “get out of virginity free card” for a while”
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