get some porridge
the act of hooking up with a chick and becoming intimate with her private lady parts. an obviously naughty reference to goldilocks and the three bears where it was presumed that papa bear had the hottest bowl of porridge in the household. a calm, respectable reference to hooking up with a chick without saying any dirty words.
steve: wow! that chick in the blue is into you.
chris: i know. she’s buying some shots of jagermeister. after that we’re goanna go back to her place and i’m going to get some porridge.
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