Get two beers and jump
when you are so fed up with your job that you need to make a grand “f-ck you all” exit, such as yelling over the intercom and jumping out the emergency slide of an airplane.
flight attendant: “to the p-ssenger who called me a motherf-cker: f-ck you!” i’m going to get two beers and jump!
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