get you a rebound


when someone broke up with their bf/gf and are upset, to help them get back to the field and meet a new date. you can say this to cheer them up when you are taking them to a party to meet some new guy
a: jerry dumped me. i think i’m never getting over him.
b:hey don’t be upset, there’s a party later, wanna come? i’ll get you a rebound!

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