Get your license upgraded
euphemism for getting a girlfriend.
stems from the idea that upgrading one’s probationary license to a full license signifies maturation; as would the entering of an ‘adult’ or legitimate relationship.
dude, you should grow up and get your license upgraded.
what do you mean, i hardly drive.
no…dude you need to keep up on your lingo–get a girlfriend.
oh.
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