Gherkin slurper


a woman or man who gives a particularly sloppy or messy bl-w j-b, usually forgoing the traditional finale
of spit or swallow in favor of simply letting your manly essence run down your shaft, b-lls and ultimately into your -ss crack.
yeah the head was good but she was a real gherkin slurper….. i was cleaning myself up for like 15 minutes afterwards

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