Giant Flying shark
the giant flying shark is a shark that roams around attacking airplane bound for the u.s. with no officials size measured, official have estimated the shark to be the size puerto rico. it can be found in the cool climate of the thermosphere and mainly eats clouds. it is known to attack aircraft just for the heck of it.
i was coming back from france when i looked out the airplane window and saw a f-cking giant flying shark eat a airfrance plane.
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