Gift of the Magi

origin: those nasty scat loving germans. as once performed by the germanic princes of central europe.

definition: during coitus an ambitious man moves to defecate into his partners mouth. instead of the ruination of her oral hygiene the man uses a protective piece of saran wrap (or intestines) to save his excrement. he then proceeds to use the firm wrapped t-rd to violate the women’s -n-s. the gift occurs as the male “unwraps” the t-rd in her -n-s and proceeds to f-ck his own sh-t in the heteros-xual safety of his women’s -ss.

sh-ggy: yoikes! i sure do have to take a smash.
scooby: i though you said your d-ck was hard.
sh-ggy: geez scoob your right!
thelma: will someone please sh-t in my mouth.
scooby: hey sh-g! you look like a dirty aryan german…why not solve this mystery with the “gift of the magi” you sick sh-t eating f-ck.
origin: as historically performed by the germanic princes of central europe.

definition: during coitus an ambitious man moves to defecate into his partners mouth. instead of the ruination of her oral hygiene the man uses a protective piece of saran wrap (or intestines) to save his excrement. he then proceeds to use the firm wrapped t-rd to violate the women’s -n-s. the gift occurs as the male “unwraps” the t-rd in her -n-s and proceeds to f-ck his own sh-t in the heteros-xual safety of his women’s -ss. as with all real s-xual acts this is only performed with tenderness during a loving and monogamous relationship
sh-ggy: yoikes! i sure do have to take a smash.
scooby: i though you said your d-ck was hard.
sh-ggy: geez scoob your right!
thelma: will someone please sh-t in my mouth.
scooby: hey sh-g! you look like a dirty aryan german…why not solve this mystery with the “gift of the magi” you sick sh-t eating f-ck.