gift wrapping the toilet seat


the act of carefully covering a toilet seat in a public bathroom with toilet paper or other protective paper so that your skin doesn’t make contact with the toilet seat (and catching who knows what?)
jimmy: hurry dad! i gotta goooooo!
dad: one moment jimmy. i’m almost done gift wrapping the toilet seat. then i’ll let you sit on it. i don’t want to think about who sat on this toilet seat before you!

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