Girlfriend Hair
1. the hair atop a steady girlfriends head usually without style or care for how it may look. sometimes one single length, straight and with a side bang as a way of holding on to any sort of femininity that may still be there. also may be in a constant ponytail state. a definite sign of the girlfriend no longer caring about how she looks because she obviously thinks her boyfriend will love her no matter how she may look.
2. a young woman’s pubic hair which has not been shaved for a duration of time. again thinking because she is in a steady relationship, she no longer needs to keep it short and clean any longer and can now let it get to the length of a yetti. also a strategy used for preventing s-x and establishing many nights of cuddling instead.
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girl 1: steve broke up with me over 3 weeks ago and i still have girlfriend hair!
girl 2: you had better get a cut and style on the quick because you’re starting to look pathetic.
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girl 1: last night i saw angela change from her jeans into her sweat pants. she’s totally got girlfriend hair going on, so much so in fact that it’s causing a slight bulge in her panties. nick must be angry at all the s-x he’s not getting. she better take a trimmer to that rat’s nest before he drops her.
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