girlfriend tax
liberally interpreted as the price you have to pay for having a girlfriend: taking her out, buying her things, paying for incidentals. can also refer to the non-monetary price: time, missed opportunities with other women, real/feigned emotional support.
guy1: dude you wanna go out tonight?
guy2: can’t bro, girlfriend tax has me strapped right now.
obligation to spend twice as much to take your significant other to an event you would have gone to without them.
“nickelback tickets for a hundred bucks, bro!”
“two hundred bucks for me, after the girlfriend tax, bro.”
“that sucks, bro.”
“would having s-x with me make you feel better, bro?”
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