Girlfriendoppotamus
a girlfriend whose girth is equal to that of a hippo, but has the ability to mask said girth to her boyfriend even though it is evident to the rest of the world.
jordan: “what do you think of my new chick guys?”
mike: “where is she behind the fat chick?”
jordan: “what do you mean?”
mike: “dude, you have a girlfriendoppotamus”
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