give a fuck

to not care in the least bit (about something).

synonyms: “give a flying f-ck”, “not give a f-ck”
note: it’s sorta f-cked up, but to give a f-ck is the same thing as to not give a f-ck. i wonder why. sh-t, actually, i (don’t) give a f-ck.
“i just don’t give a f-ck…” -eminem

“the same cat who never gave a d-mn about your name…i give a f-ck about it like the next la clippers game.” -d12

“well if kurupt gave a f-ck about a b-tch, i’d always be broke. i’d never have no motherf-ckin’ indo to smoke.” -kurupt
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the opposite of giving a d-mn
“you can give a d-mn, but you can not give a f-ck.” -jenna marbles
“say i maybe gave a d-mn but i never gave a f-ck” -ace hood
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variation of the phrase, “i don’t give a f-ck,” meaning to not care at all. the crucial contraction “don’t” has been dropped to produce the opposite statement, yet still retaining it’s original meaning. an “s” can be added also, as in, “i gives a f-ck.”
lil b: b-tch i’m rich, i give a f-ck, real n-gg-, go grill, thirty thousand, no deal

k: third strike would be sick if the graphics were better. chun-li’s not even hot without smooth graphics.
j: i gives a f-ck?
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1:mean’s “i don’t give a f-ck what (he/she/it/you) thinks about me”. used in a humorous way, usually implying someone or something else is taking offence when this is not necessarily the case.

2:can also be used as a dismissive term, normally for an inanimate object.
1:(a) – “yeh anyway rachel is a tw-t. give a f-ck paul” (implying that paul has taken this statement as offensive, and you don’t give a f-ck he is offended, although he may not really be offended at all).

1:(b) – (in a sh-t club called gravity) “this club is sh-t. give a f-ck gravity.”

2:(trying to fix a printer, can’t and you are p-ssed off). give a f-ck printer (implying you don’t think highly enough of the printer to get angry about it, even though you clearly are).