give her a velma
in reference to the orange sweater wearing nerd who always solves the case in popular children’s television programme scooby doo, this phrase refers to the act of -j-c-l-t–n into a woman’s eyes, for the desired effect that she is temporarily blinded, like when velma loses her gl-sses.
note: it is not vital, but it does help if the woman in question is a secretly hot geek.
she suggested i give her a velma, so i did.
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