give the baby the ipad
when h-rny parents give their ipad to their little baby (who doesn’t otherwise get it), so as to distract the baby enough to engage in copious amounts of unnatural s-x. this is commonly observed in the west, and in several wealthy indian households. in middlecl-ss households, the ipad may be subst-tuted with wooden or plastic toys, although they are not as effective as distraction devices.
father: “give the baby the ipad”. mother: “baby, here’s the ipad”. baby’s happy. mother slides away to have s-x with the father.
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