Glambert Syndrome
an obsession with adam lambert (american idol contestant), which involves the affected to continually talk about adam, stare at pictures of adam, continually listen to his music and hourly check the official adam lambert website for news on his new alb-m.
this disease has not yet mutated, it can only be p-ssed on from glambert to glambert… but pig flu mutated… you never know…
cures : listening to kris allen, removing everything that is adam lambert from the affected’s life, stop wearing you eyeliner/black nail polish or throw away your toy lamb that you named adam.
“are you still being treated for glambert syndrome?”
“oh no!! i have cought glambert syndrome!!”
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