Glass Bottomed Boat
this is for p–p freaks that might not want to go all the way. person a (the sh-tter) and person b (the target a.k.a the person “shat” upon) person b lays under a gl-ss top coffee table while looking up. person a takes a dump over the persons face, or other appropriate area of choice. thus simulating being “p–ped on” without all the mess. (i belive the smell could still be an issue)
origin: unknown, though based on gl-ss bottom boats used to watch fish .
“after we scored few lines of c-ke off my gl-ss topped coffee table, i climbed under it and had my “lover” straddle on top, with her cheeks spread. her -ss opened like the mouth of a lamprey and deposited a big healthy t-rd over my face. i licked the gl-ss as if i were a fish under a “gl-ss bottomed boat”
defecating onto a piece of plastic wrap held snugly above your lover’s face. this provides the view similar to a gl-ss bottomed boat. see also: bradar
hi lover…you want me to cr-p on your face? or would you like a gl-ss-bottomed boat today instead? i am feeling dirty…rrrrrr.
the act of wrapping seran wrap around a partner’s head, and then performing the cleveland steamer on the seran wrap.
the art of placing cling wrap over your s-x partners mouth and pushing it in a bit so that it forms a trough in their mouth. step 2 is to defecate into the trough and force the t-rd in. your partner must then suck the warmth out of the faeces.
a gl-ss bottomed boat is nasty
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