glaswegian swashbuckle
the art of drawing an obscene amount of flem from your esophagus (or honking a loogie in colloquial terms), swashling it around your mouth like a fine northern portuguese drop of port then finally releasing said flem on an unsuspecting member of the public’s chest in true glaswegian fashion.
innocent bystander: why charles, i don’t know why i brought my pink christian dior cannage st-tched bag over my louie vuitton canvas…
person 2: aye, why don’t you wear this instead ye posh c-nt **spits a glaswegian swashbuckle on her chest**
innocent bystander: oh the humanity.
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