Global Porning
the m-ss takeover of the world by p-rn, resulting in n-body leaving their computers or tvs due to being completely infatuated with p-rn.
i’m wacking off, my parents are in the other room masturbating, my grandparents are fapping in their tombs. we’re experiencing global p-rning.
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